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Oliver's Top Ten

Oliver's Top Ten
1. Gladiator-10
2. Shawshank Redemption-9.9
3. Blood Diamond-9.8
4. District-9-9.7
5. American Gangster-9.5
6.Rocky-9.3
7. Donnie Darko/The Dark-knight-9
8. Memento/The Bourne Ultimatum-8.8
9. The Legend of 1900-8.7
10. Catch me if you Can-8.5

Fun Movies

If you're in the mood for a movie that you're going to enjoy watching again and again but it's STILL and EXCELLENT movie, here's a list of our faves! (In no specific order)
Aliens
Braveheart
Donnie Darko
Hot Fuzz
District-9
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Ocean's Eleven
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Rocky
The Pirates of the Caribbean
Iron Man
The Bourne Ultimatum

The way the rating system works

The rating system is a 1-10 on the quality of the movie.
0-So bad it's not even funny
1-3 SUCKS
4-5 Okay
6-7 Good
8-8.5 Really good
8.6-8.9 Superb
9-9.9 AMAZING, MUST BUY
10 Perfect

Argument Blogs

As you know, this blog is done by two people. As you should also know, people have their disagreements. When two people disagree they will have an argument. So when Zack(I) and Oliver have an argument we will post what we call an argument blog where we will both state our opinions and you can decide who is right.

Double in One

Sometimes we will do more than one movie in one review in which case we will give you the rating for the movies separately and then as a whole. (If the rating is high on the whole we will not include it on our top ten). We call this a combined review

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Zombie Honeymoon (2004)


Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 0
This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen! I questioned weather or not I should even review it, but decided it might be fun so here we are. This movie is almost unheard of, and with good reason. I got it in a Christmas gift exchange last year and watched it with my best friend. The acting is sad, and the storyline is horrible. A newlywed couple are on their honeymoon when the husband becomes a zombie. Just wait it gets better, the wife wants to stay with him out of love! so that's where the movie takes off from. from there on it's nothing but screaming, drama, manikins with ketchup, and what may be the cheesiest and most cliche lines in movie history. Me and my friend could barely stand it to the end, but once it ended we regretted wasting those precious two hours of our lives that would have been better spent taking turns ripping each others leg hairs out for money. Save your time and money and take your in-laws out for dinner at Taco Bell, you will have a better time than you will watching this movie!

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