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Oliver's Top Ten

Oliver's Top Ten
1. Gladiator-10
2. Shawshank Redemption-9.9
3. Blood Diamond-9.8
4. District-9-9.7
5. American Gangster-9.5
6.Rocky-9.3
7. Donnie Darko/The Dark-knight-9
8. Memento/The Bourne Ultimatum-8.8
9. The Legend of 1900-8.7
10. Catch me if you Can-8.5

Fun Movies

If you're in the mood for a movie that you're going to enjoy watching again and again but it's STILL and EXCELLENT movie, here's a list of our faves! (In no specific order)
Aliens
Braveheart
Donnie Darko
Hot Fuzz
District-9
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Ocean's Eleven
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Rocky
The Pirates of the Caribbean
Iron Man
The Bourne Ultimatum

The way the rating system works

The rating system is a 1-10 on the quality of the movie.
0-So bad it's not even funny
1-3 SUCKS
4-5 Okay
6-7 Good
8-8.5 Really good
8.6-8.9 Superb
9-9.9 AMAZING, MUST BUY
10 Perfect

Argument Blogs

As you know, this blog is done by two people. As you should also know, people have their disagreements. When two people disagree they will have an argument. So when Zack(I) and Oliver have an argument we will post what we call an argument blog where we will both state our opinions and you can decide who is right.

Double in One

Sometimes we will do more than one movie in one review in which case we will give you the rating for the movies separately and then as a whole. (If the rating is high on the whole we will not include it on our top ten). We call this a combined review

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 9.8
The center of the trilogy of time is the fifth of episode of Star Wars. It is the highlight of the Star Wars mantle and the shining perfection of Lucas' genius. None can match the epic perfection of The Empire Strikes Back.
There is not much to say except that the perfection of the story, characters, symbolism, and pure epic adventure are unmatched. The adventure of space and timeless legacy is unscathed and without fault (except for a few cliche moments).
The action and adventure rarely cease and the intellectual and symbolic nature of the film keep it always intriguing. Darth Vader and Luke are some of the most amazing examples of character contrast and comparison in movie history. Han Solo is at his best and the droids are awesome and Yoda can not even begin to be described, as his amazing character is perfectly portrayed by the masterful Frank Oz.
The plot is unmatched and all Sci-Fi films to date will be compared to it. The universe of Lucas is still expanding and most of it off of his second attempt (and success) to change movie history forever.
The world of science fiction remains well behind the achievement of George Lucas in this astounding installment of the greatest movie epic of all time. If you think you've seen sci-fi then you haven't seen the half of it until you've seen Episode V of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Star Wars IV: A New Hope (1978)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 9.5
Star Wars is not only a timeless classic and the top of the movie legacy pyramid, but also began with George Lucas' powerful story of a farm boy, an old man, a sarcastic smuggler, a strong hearted princess, and the black masked entity of evil.
There is no other epic that can compare to that of Lucas' masterpiece. His movies changed the way our culture lived and breathed. A New Hope is only the beginning to this timeless Trilogy.
And one of the best beginnings I've ever seen. It is not only an enjoyable and a perfectly made movie, but also the most intuitive and genius film I've seen in ages. The history of the characters motives can only be revealed by watching the entire legacy, but after returning to view this picture I was amazed and blown away by the heartlessness of Vader and the Wise Obi-Wan's true thoughts.
Knowing this, the astounding portrayal of these characters weave the story together in a plot that jump-starts this epic adventure.
A New Hope is the defining movie of the century and cannot be described by mere words. If you have not seen this movie then you have been living under a rock in Antarctica and are missing out on the biggest adventure of your life.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Silence of the Lambs (1991)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8.9
Silence of the Lambs is possibly the most amazing crime thriller to ever smash through box office and the Academy Awards. It stole the spotlight from every other 90's flick ever.
The movie is not great for a cool way to catch a criminal or anything like that, it deals more with the intense dealings of Hannibal Lecter. His genius, calm, and psychopath characteristics make him the most ironic, intriguing, and most amazing horror villain ever devised by the human mind. His brains combined with his cruelty is the perfect villain and is portrayed in the most convincing sense by the astounding Anthony Hopkins.
The side story of Buffalo Bill takes the stage at the end and steals from the glory of Lecter and deprives the movie of its near perfection. The ending would strike me more if it ended about thirty minuets earlier.
Silence of the Lambs is a must see movie in all aspects. The terror and psychological twists will keep you on the edge of your seat every minuet you keep your eyes on the screen. After all, this is the movie you need to see to make the lambs stop screaming.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Of Mice and Men (1992)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8.5
This is a movie that will tear your heart from whatever cold and stony strings it's attached to and make your brain turn from all the ethical and humane questions that could have ever been shoved into a single movie.
You will have a big meal to swallow with this movie as you question the character's actions and the overall tapestry that makes up this touching picture. When you try to relate with the characters you will have to take a step back and see exactly what's going on in their heads. Even if it seems that nothing is happening there is a lot going on.
While at times the movie was a tad slow and some parts seemed unnecessary, these are minor to the speechless feeling this movie gives you.
The movie poses amazing characters and a touching story that will keep on the edge of toppling over the edge of understanding and an ending that will make you accept that no other ending would suffice.

To Kill A Mockingbird (1952)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8.7
To Kill A Mockingbird is perhaps the most astounding movie ever made. Its beautiful story and memorable characters are to be cherished and loved for all years to come.
There is little wrong with this movie as the characters demonstrate the theme with such perfection but also draw you into the story. You will find yourself laughing and crying almost back to back.
Nothing can withstand the standing ovation of Atticus Finch but neither can be toppled as Boo Radley is brought to life by the talented Robert Duvall. While the only things bothering me are small I was still able to pick them out in the smallest of areas.
To Kill A Mockingbird is such a masterpiece that you will be knocked out of your seat by the touching and heartwarming story. I dare you to say to my face that this is the worst movie you've ever seen. If you take that dare, I doubt you'll have any more face to lie with.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Indiana Jones (1981)

Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8.3
This is a movie that will make you enjoy sitting in one place for two hours. You cannot even begin to describe the pure entertainment that you will be receiving while viewing this great picture.
A perfect balance of all the genres of entertainment (not horror). You will find yourself laughing and gaping at this wholly awesome movie. Harrison Ford is the perfect action hero to bring all these elements to the screen.
While a little cliche you will find yourself not caring as you enjoy Indiana Jones. The movie might be a little repetitive at times but, again, while engrossed in the awesome historical fiction you will not give even a single thought to it.
Indiana Jones is a movie that all will love and is a classic in its own respect. It is a movie that will match star wars in its fame and income. There is nothing that you will lose adding this timeless classic to your library and eternal collection.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

The Expendables (2010)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8.1
The Expendables is not only an awesome action movie. It's THE awesome action movie.
Let me get this out of the way first. There can be no more action in any movie in any way. You might as well be playing a video game. The action is superb and is almost never choppy. The weapons utilized are super cool and the constant stream of bullets, knives, and punches is enough to make you want the adrenaline of action.
The story is much better than most other action movies out there and can only be beaten by movies such as Die Hard. The theme of the story is a very true and powerful theme but was not presented as well as it could have been and seems to be ignored at times.
The characters are awesome and the interactions are realistic and have some comic relief.
The beginning starts off fast and quickly drops back to a slow pace for a while which makes you sit through needed yet still slow character development. There are a few unneeded scenes that could have been put aside to have room made for presenting the theme of the movie.
The Expendables is not only the coolest action movie you will ever see, but also has a far better than average story that contains only a few minor flaws. It is a movie that should be seen and will give you the rush of the battle with weapons, explosions, and a whole lot of Stallone style action.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Million Dollar Baby (2004)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 9.1
Million Dollar Baby is a beautifully woven story of hope, victory, loss, and life.
Clint Eastwood deals with tough topics in this film (and almost all of his others) and he pulls the movie off so well that it looks easy to make. The acting is superb in every way and Morgan Freeman makes the best supporting role I have seen in a very long time.
The whole movie is well rounded around a circle of superbness. There is little at fault here. The biggest is some very boring scenes at times that make you want to gt back to the good stuff.
Million Dollar Baby will beat your heart to pieces only to reshape it into a brilliant new creation. Life will try to beat you down but all you can do is keep on living.

Friday, August 13, 2010

The Breakfast Club (1985)


Reviewed by: Zack Short
Rating: 8.3
The Breakfast Club is a necessary film to own and watch yearly. This is the ultimate high school/college movie and is a joy and a privilege to watch. This is the Epic of high school films and will be revered just as high as Homer's Epic.
You cannot even begin to describe the fun that these diverse characters all shoved into one room together create. And yet they also create a dramatic and touching environment that will be remembered forever by Americans everywhere.
The story does leave a little to be desired and at times you feel that its more of one character's story than the story of everyone in that building.
The ending to this great film will be engraved into your mind forever and you will always cherish this timeless classic. I cannot even begin to describe the fun this movie is to watch over and over again. After watching, you will forever be a member of the Breakfast Club.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Braveheart (1995)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 9.9
Braveheart is the movie that defines fighting for something bigger. The power of one man. And the courage that brought down kings.
The story is something that could have gone down the cliche road but sticks to the path of originality. It also shows the power that one man can achieve and the courage and heart that one man can have. It shows you what's worth fighting for and what kind of man is the one worth fighting with.
The believability is astounding and the acting is superb. The characters are well developed and their development shows, not only their fighting and intense side, but also their fun, encouraging, and good sides.
The amazing will that Wallace has will make you quiver while you look into his eyes and see everything that he thinks and knows to be true.
The single part of the movie I didn't like is the times when it seems like William is fighting only for his wife, when this is not the case at all. Sometimes the film seems to lean to the smaller motivation that his wife is the only reason he fights, whereas he really fights for bigger and more motivational causes for freedom.
Braveheart is the film that will make you quiver with every emotion again and again. The powerful story combined with the astounding characters makes this a nearly perfect movie.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

American Gangster (2007)


Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 9.5
This film blew me away! Being a fan of Russell Crowe and Denzel Washington I couldn't stay away. I went in expecting an ordinary cops and robbers film, but what I saw was nothing less than pure excellence, and the fact that it's based on a true story makes it seem even more real (if that's even possible). The acting is amazing, as is the cinematography. The movie captures perfectly the attitude of typical New York cops without being the slightest bit cliche. And the anything but stereotypical drug dealer Frank Lucas was mastered by Washington; and at times seemed to be jumping out of the screen into the real world. The film show the ugly, dishonest side of the, "American Dream" and how that side can effect not only your family, but an entire community. It also deals with real life situations, displaying the part of being a cop or drug dealer that's hidden under a mask that reads, "This is cool! Be like us!" It exposes the real side of things without feeling at all like a documentary. Anyone can appreciate this film, almost a perfect movie.

Catch me if you Can (2002)


Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 8.5
This has to be one of the funnest movies I have ever watched! I never talk in movies and I found myself laughing, and yelling things like "I can't believe he just did that!" or, "Be Careful!" That's how much I believed what was happening! The heartbreaking, inspiring, and crazy life of Frank Abignale is played out perfectly. DiCaprio and Tom Hanks are a perfect cast for these two incredible characters, and just to put the icing on the cake, they brought in Christopher Walken as Frank's father. The soundtrack is catchy and fitting, and the cinematography is perfect for this movie. The film will take you on a journey that will never be forgotten. DiCaprio's most entertaining film by far. And this is one of the few films that has bonus features that are as fun to watch as the movie, so you won't be disappointed with the 2-Disk set. An impossible story made into an excellent film!

Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8.4
This is a movie of the ages that is masterfully made, fun to watch, and reigns supreme over almost every true story ever told.
Catch me if you Can's screenplay is perfect and the life of Frank Abignale brought to us amazingly by DiCaprio and as a bonus we receive Tom Hanks. The script does not only tell a story but makes you believe the story. And beyond that the story is a wonderful and entertaining story.
A few minor faults include some extended character development that could have been cut out to make room for Hanks' character's development. Aside from that, the rest are very minor.
Catch me if you Can is a near perfect movie that will go down in history alongside other masterpieces and mark round of applause for movie watchers everywhere. This is a movie that you will chase after until its caught.

The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 7.9
The Pursuit of Happyness does not earn its merit in being an overall well rounded movie, but instead in the amazing screenplay that not only develops the characters, but also makes you love them.
The movie's biggest achievement is the beautiful way it tells a beautiful story. It also brings you a winning cast that tells you the events of this man's life and the nightmare that became his life. The movie shows the love that brought him through his bad dream and what he went through to get there alive.
The picture does, however, lack in areas due to the fact that they only focused on the latter elements. You may find yourself wanting more.
Above all, this is a movie that, while not amazing in all ways, is beautiful. It will leave you touched, crying, and smiling. It is the movie of emotions and just being human and it will stay remembered in your heart always.

Blood Diamond (2006)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 9.4
Blood Diamond is a beautiful work of art and is a perfect example of a movie that tackles big issues in today's society.
The movie's screenplay and plot are written to show what's going on with blood diamonds down in Africa and it brings you face to face with the every day struggles and dangers that the people have to face. The movies really hits home and the astounding acting by DiCaprio and Hounsou makes you see what the people are feeling, thinking, and seeing.
The wonderful cinematography combined with the beautiful setting makes this movie even more believable.
Blood Diamond is a movie that makes you know what's going on, not only in Africa, but in the people's hearts. Topping off the movie is an ending that will make you stand and clap even if you're the only one in the room.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Shutter Island (2010)


Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 8
This mystery thriller is a film that will widen your eyes and keep you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. It has many twists and turns that keep you guessing right up until the credits start. The acting is excellent, and the score is extremely fitting. The cinematography is done in a beautiful and slightly old fashion way that looks great. You wont be disappointed with Shutter Island, It's the perfect combination between mystery, and a psychological thriller. It's unpredictable and very interesting, it drew me in perfectly. The character development is great on the main character, but maybe a bit lacking in others, but by the time the movie is over you don't really care all that much about any character other than DiCaprio's. A great movie.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Ocean's Eleven (2001)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8.1
Ocean's Eleven is a movie that is not only put together masterfully, but is also extremely fun to watch.
The movie's plot is strung out and wound together so perfectly that the ending is so awesome that you will turn off the TV and find yourself saying, "wow." The characters are so perfect for this group and are played by great actors and portrayed in a way that you can't help but love them.
Aside from some minor faults, the characters of this film make it amazing and simply a joy to watch. Viewing it the first time is just as fun as the eleventh. This movie is one that you're gonna be watching every day and enjoying it more and more without ever losing that amazing fun of viewing this spectacular film.

Rocky (1976)


Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 9.3
Rocky is THE BEST underdog movie ever made, period. It's also by far Stallone's best movie. The score is great and cinematography is nothing short of excellence. A very touching movie with a perfect performance on Stallone's part, and a story that plays out beautifully. What else can I say? There's not much to say about such a beautiful work of art other than see it. Rocky is the movie that will be watched again and again forever.

Forrest Gump (1994)


Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 8.4
Forrest Gump is an fantastic story that follows the life of a Forrest, a man with a slight case of autism. It is beautifully told and may be Tom Hanks' best performance. From beginning to end this movie kept me laughing, crying, and heartbroken. It drew me in and made me forget I was watching a film. Which is what all quality movies should do, except for a few scenes that seemed to be just thrown in without a specific purpose that the movie could have done without. In my humble opinion a three hour movie should only be three hours if every scene has a purpose. Otherwise every time one of those "time filler" scenes come up I find myself back on my couch staring at a screen instead of right next to the characters experiencing everything they do. Forrest Gump makes up for it though by drawing you right back as soon as the pointless scenes are done and they aren't extremely noticeable. The cinematography is great and the character development is superb. Forrest Gump is everything you want in a movie and more. A must own film to be remembered.

Valkyrie (2008)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 7.8
Valkyrie was an intriguing movie that kept me awake and alive. The whole story was well written and the acting was superb.
This movie was bashed by Tom Cruise haters and I believe didn't get the credit it deserved. The whole movie was overall well done and many parts superb. The camera angles and lighting are a bit different that movies I've seen and I believe it was a very nice touch. I think Tom Cruise is just fine as an actor and is great in this role. The characters are well developed and the movie is fast paced and cool.
Some parts of the film are unneeded and boring at times and a few of the actors are not believable at times.
Overall, this is a well done movie and should be regarded as such. The story is deeper than most other films that are like it and I found it a wonderful addition to my library.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Moon (2009)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 9
This is a story that deals with human emotion and choices that must be made. It deals with the difference between human life and "unimportant" or "expendable" life.
Moon can't be explained without saying it deals with a lot of big issues that are hard for a sci-fi movie to tackle. All humans have emotions and when they discover that their life is being used and all that they thought they held dear is taken away from them, those emotions flow. But when you're alone on the Moon, it comes out in full blast. This movie would have failed if these emotions were not properly conveyed. But Sam Rockwell amazes us with a stunning performance that makes this movie astounding and brilliant.
What is the dividing line between a life and not a life? What would you do all alone on the moon finding out you might actually be all alone in the universe? What would you do? These questions are tough to tackle and the screenplay tackles them hard.
The soundtrack is one of the best I've ever heard. The interesting and futuristic idea adds some interest to the movie, however, there are a few spots that are slow moving and kind of boring.
Moon is a masterpiece held together by human emotions and the messenger that brings them to us is the near perfect performance of Sam Rockwell. The movie is not boring and filled with cool twists but still brings the theme straight home with a home-run and a beautiful addition to the shelves of movie watchers anywhere.

Aliens (1986)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8.5
Aliens is the movie that you're gonna want to watch over and over again the second the credits start to roll. It is probably the defining sci-fi movie of the 80's and maybe even the 20th century.
This movie is action packed and filled with the shoot em up scenes that the first one lacked. The characters are much more in depth and the cool idea of the Alien universe is still here. All the action and just plain awesome and cool feeling that this movie gives you is enough to make you enjoy this more than most of the more recent (usually more realistic) action movies.
The war between the Aliens and the humans is so intriguing and intense that you will practically be enraged if someone makes you pause. The story is well done, however, the movie doesn't find its merit in being a touching story dealing with big issues (The Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List, etc.) but in being fun to watch Aliens being blown to bits and humans trying to survive with acid being shot everywhere. It's also fun to listen to the Private yell, "Game over man, game over!"
The acting isn't superb and the ending was a little stupid, but all in all, you don't care after seeing all those awesome weapons tearing through alien flesh.
Aliens is a superb and defining movie that you will not only love but enjoy. It is a movie that far surpasses its predecessor. You can't stop yourself from getting that giddy feeling watching Aliens because it's so freaking awesome.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Zombie Honeymoon (2004)


Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 0
This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen! I questioned weather or not I should even review it, but decided it might be fun so here we are. This movie is almost unheard of, and with good reason. I got it in a Christmas gift exchange last year and watched it with my best friend. The acting is sad, and the storyline is horrible. A newlywed couple are on their honeymoon when the husband becomes a zombie. Just wait it gets better, the wife wants to stay with him out of love! so that's where the movie takes off from. from there on it's nothing but screaming, drama, manikins with ketchup, and what may be the cheesiest and most cliche lines in movie history. Me and my friend could barely stand it to the end, but once it ended we regretted wasting those precious two hours of our lives that would have been better spent taking turns ripping each others leg hairs out for money. Save your time and money and take your in-laws out for dinner at Taco Bell, you will have a better time than you will watching this movie!

Hook (1991)


Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 7.6

Hook is an imaginative adventure with lots of laughs. The original and crazy storyline of Hook seeking revenge on Peter Pan as a grown up works great, and there was no one better for the cast than Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman. Hook does everything it was made to do, makes the audience feel like children again. It's exciting, fun, and at moments heartbreaking. This is also arguably one of the best father son movies ever made. Although at parts the storyline is week and cheesy, it's still well worth it and has something in it for the entire family.


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8
This is possibly the best children's non-animated movie of all time. Robin Williams,
Dustin Hoffman, and a large array of other cast members make this movie beyond
just cute, but heartwarming and touching.
The characters you will love. The acting is superb and the powerful story is present without
ruining the cuteness of the film. Although some parts are annoying and make you just want
to wait till a funny line comes up again, it is still rewarding in the end.
The theme of the story is so well executed and presented that kids will want to go home
and play in their tree house and, hey, adults will want to do the same. So watch this
beautiful movie just so you can fly again.


Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Hurt Locker (2008)


Reviewed by: Zack Short
Rating: 7
The Hurt Locker was critically loved and praised. The screenplay was said to be second to none. I say it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
I put this movie in with medium expectations. The story was good and the acting was good but nothing was at all superb. The main issues are big topics and tough to tackle. I feel that the issues weren't tackled properly and left me wanting. The movie is, however, cool and not boring to watch. I felt the theme of the movie wasn't completed and the story was lacking.
I must say that the cinematography was superb and I haven't seen its equal almost ever. The story has a very nice ending that leaves you hanging just enough to love it. I felt the ending was beautiful but the rest of the movie wasn't even close to its mastery.
The Hurt Locker is an intriguing movie that ends well but needs to be filled in. The cool story and action will keep you from boring but don't expect to be amazed.

Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 7.8
I must disagree with my colleague just a little. While The Hurt Locker was definitely not all it was cracked up to be, it was still a great film and deserves some credit. The story is well played out and comes around for a nice "circle ending". Although it is true some issues could have been portrayed better, the acting and cinematography were in fact, superb. Too bad nothing else in the movie could quite reach that rank. Now the movie was good but when it is unbalanced like that it doesn't deserve film of the year. If you go into this film expecting a perfect masterpiece from God, which is what many critics make it sound like, you will be disappointed. But it is still a great movie I would recommend to anyone.

Schindler's List (1993)



Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 10
Those of us who have seen Schindler's List know that it's not the most fun and exciting movie to watch. We also know that it is the most well done movie in existence.
Schindler's List is beautiful for many reasons. The story is filled with many sub stories, all of which deal with huge problems. The settings are beautiful and the acting is fabulous. Ralph Finneas makes on of the best villains of all time. The camera is masterful and the black and white makes such an impact when the little girl in the red dress appears.
There is nothing wrong with this movie except that its hard to enjoy. The powerful, moving, and impacting storyline as well as the theme so elegantly portrayed by the little girl in the red dress. Schindler's List is perfect and a masterpiece. You may not enjoy it, but you have to admire it.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Memento (2000)


Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 8.8
This movie is a thrilling mystery that will draw you into the story and plot, making you forget where you are and what you are doing. The characters are well developed and the story doesn't disappoint. Watch it with a clear mind though, there are so many twists and turns that take place in this film that I sometimes lost track of where it was, and didn't know where it was going. But don't ask too many questions in the middle of the movie because they all wrap together for a beautiful ending that will make you want to watch it again to catch what you missed before. The cinematography of this movie is stunning and original. The way the story plays out is unlike any other movie I've ever seen. Quite simply, this movie rocks! I highly recommend it for any mystery or movie lover.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Avatar (2009)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 3.2
Avatar: the most anticipated movie of the 21st century. Critically acclaimed a masterpiece and the most grossing movie of all time anywhere. More like the grossest movie of all time.
Avatar bedazzled critics cause James Cameron probably payed them to say that. Everyone knows that this movie was terrible but they don't want to look stupid by not agreeing with the critics.
Most people say the story was terrible and, while it was, it wasn't the part of the movie that disappointed me the most. No, the real shame of the film went to how most of its budget went to making a new world that people would be fantasized by and believe that it was real. Well, I didn't find my self engrossed whatsoever into Cameron's world. In fact, the world was quite shallow and the depth was even lower than that of the storyline.
Avatar is the critically acclaimed, "movie that will change time forever." Well, to quote me, "The movie that will be laughed at forever."


Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 4
For the most part, I must agree with Zack. The storyline is nothing more than a watered down Furn Gully, or a more well known example is Pocahontas, and the character development is horrendous. However I have to give them credit for making an amazing "eye candy" movie with lots of big explosions and interesting fight scenes. Although I must say i was more impressed with special effects in District 9. And lets be honest, who the heck goes to a movie to watch fire? I can see fire in my back yard. The acting wasn't the best either and the movie all over was a waste of production, money, and time. I hate sounding like a movie bashing moron but this movie really does deserve some honest hating.

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Extended Edition


Reviewed by: Zack AND Oliver
Trilogy Rating: 10
The Fellowship of the Ring (2001): 8
The Two Towers (2002): 7.9

The Return of the King (2003): 8.4

This is our first combined review in which we will brainstorm what to say and write it as if we were one being.
We both agree that, as a series, this is the best trilogy ever made and is an epic masterpiece.
The story is almost completely accurate to the books and, as all should know, is amazing. It is The Odyssey of today and will forever remain a classic.
The world is complete and filled with funky and interesting creatures and history that you will believe they actually exist. The epic battles are well done and almost never choppy. One of the best movie scores ever.
The characters are extremely well developed and the development is anything but boring. The cast portrays these infamous characters in a way that J.R.R. Tolkein would be proud of and other movies only wish they could achieve.
The Cinematography and landscape are beautiful and believable to the amazing world of Middle Earth.
Fellowship
The Fellowship was a great start to The Epic Masterpiece. Concerning Hobbits, this film introduces and attaches you to the characters without losing its entertainment or down sizing the other important themes of the film.
However, it did seem a little slow at times when nothing important besides character development seemed to be happening. But it is forgiven because this is almost unavoidable given that it is a three and a half hour film.
Two Towers
The action is the best in this installment and the characters all seem to have their own story (in a sense). The bonding of the split fellowship is powerful and well acted.
The thing that bugs me about this movie is that Gimli seems to only be present for comic relief. It would have been nice to see him as developed and loved as the rest of the Fellowship.
Return of the King
Return of the King is the best of the series and has such a powerful ending to each of the story-lines and The Epic Masterpiece's theme was brought together flawlessly and created the most perfect ending to any series ever.
The piece of the film that brought the rating down was the lack of depth for all of the evil forces opposing the Fellowship but mainly the With King and Sauron.
Concluding
The Trilogy is the flawless world of Tolkein combined with the genius and direction of Peter Jackson to create the trilogy of the century.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

The Prestige (2003)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8.6
The Prestige was astounding, brilliant, and most of all, magical. The Prestige is a film that makes you wonder why men do what they do. It makes you wonder how men do what they do. And it makes you wonder the outcome of what they do.
The screenplay is amazing and only a little boring at times till you figure out whats going on after a few scenes. Some parts of the movie were boring and the characters took a while to develop and understand. The acting is incredible and the characters are deep and presented from the core of human emotion. It shows you how much men are alike and how much they differ at the same time.
The most brilliant part of the movie is the way it makes you wonder throughout the whole display. The powerful and extremely characterized lines are a home run where other movies can only try to portray. The red bouncy ball is as much of a symbolic relationship between the characters as the little girl in the red dress from Schindler's List.
The Prestige shows the sacrifices a man makes for his desires. Some men, however, are looking for the wrong thing. The movie's powerful display of wonder and mystery are no better as it shows you the three parts of a stunning magic trick, and Abracadabra, it's beautiful.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Alien (1979)

Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 7.2
Alien, I can say, was a very interesting movie. The kind of movie that needs a certain taste to appreciate.
Alien was a movie that was meant to change the world's view of sci-fi movies forever. It did. Sci-fi films used to be all about aliens coming to us. Now we come to them. Alien not only is a sci-fi movie but also has a horror touch to it. The crew is a great cast and the Alien was well done, especially for the time.
The Alien didn't come and we just keep trying to shoot it up, but when you try to shoot it up it'll bleed through the hull killing everyone. The beginning was somewhat slow and the ending was slightly lacking. The suspense is nice but the camera was kinda annoying at times.
The movie really finds its merit in the first original sci-fi movie of all time. The movie is interesting and kind of creepy. The Alien is a "perfect life-form" and is a very scary adversary.
Alien was interesting, cool, and original. Besides lacking a few areas such as camera and the stupidity of some of the crew members, Alien is a must see movie that defined the genre as we know it forever.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Ace Ventura (1994)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 7
Ace Ventura was not a great movie in itself. It is a GREAT character played by the only person that could have achieved that state of utter pointless stupidity: Jim Carrey.
The movie had a very stupid and predictable plot and the acting (besides Carry) was all crap. The story, if not done by Carry, would have put me to sleep giving this movie about a 2. But Jim Saves the day by adding a whole 5 points to the rating. Jim is so funny and his expressions and tone of voice will kill you. I cried and rolled on the floor from his movements and gestures. If anyone else said the same jokes and lines then they wouldn't of been even half as funny. He is the comedy master and this is definitely one of his best works.
This is a movie full of laughs and more laughs that will make an excellent addition to your comedy library. It fits your shelf, "like a glove."

Monday, July 26, 2010

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 10.1
This is the best quality movie ever made and that will ever be made. No exceptions. I believe that no movie, not even Forrest Gump, can ever top this masterpiece.
The Shawshank Redemption is a movie with an amazing plot filled with all kinds of genres. The powerful story will not move you but rather throw you about in every way possible as it deals with huge topics that other movies have tried to tackle and failed. The story is not only awe inspiring but is portrayed with astounding acting and narrated by the best narrator of all time and forever, Morgan Freeman. If that's not enough, it's super believable, anything but predictable, and won't bore you. The characters are all developed and loved and the theme of the movie is so powerful that you can't go wrong.
This is hands-down the best movie ever made and needs no redeeming as it is beyond perfect. The Shawshank Redemption is the umbrella that all other films have to huddle under. It is without blemish, fault, or mistake and will always be remembered for its undying theme, "Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free."

Sunday, July 25, 2010

The Usual Suspects (1995)


Reviewed by: Zack Short
Rating: 9.8
This movie is one you're going to have to watch more than once. The entire movie is shrouded in a thick fog and when the ending is revealed you have to go back and see just how amazingly the movie was done. I also believe that it is disgraced by not being nominated for best picture.
The Usual Suspects is the best criminal story ever created by an extreme long shot. The incredible creativity of the plot is so well done that Lord of the Rings might even be challenged. The story goes straight forward and is like any other criminal movie until the end when the plot line twists, contorts, and even backtracks to create the most stunning and intricate story made by man. If that's not enough, watch Kevin Spacey make his mark in time as Verbal Kint.
In all honesty, I can find no beef with this movie except that the first run through of the film is a little slow, however, is mostly needed.
This impacting film will make its mark on time forever as one of the best movies to ever be created and far exceeding even my expectations, which were extremely high. If you want a movie with everything you could possibly want or need then this movie will only start there and give you the ride of your life.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Gladiator (2000)

Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 10
I'm not really sure where to start with this review, how about by saying that this is my favorite movie of all time! It deals with revenge, emperors, lust, love, death, and some unmatched, smooth flowing action scenes that will keep you moving out of your seat and closer to the television in suspense. The cinematography in this film is amazingly beautiful, and the score to the film is the icing on the cake. The story plays out perfectly and the characters, yes even the bad guys, are so well developed that they seem real. And the acting is superb and could only have been tackled by Russell Crowe and Joaquin Pheonix. I think the best part of this movie is how perfectly it combines the coolest "man movie" fight scenes ever with a heart breaking story that will put you to tears at parts, and inspire you in others. This film shocked me and introduced me to what a real movie should look, sound, and feel like. A monumental achievement for Ridley Scott and a magnum opus for Crowe! A MUST own in any household.

Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 9.4
This movie was winner of the year 2000's best picture and took the night with many other awards. Gladiator is a critically acclaimed masterpiece. But we often disagree with the critics, don't we? Well let me state that I couldn't agree with them any more. This movie is a masterpiece and deserved all it was awarded.
The movie gained its publicity by using the fame of Russel Crowe as well as the genius of Ridley Scott. Many people saw it and many people loved it.
The movie's plot of revenge and the reasons why a man should keep living is powerful enough by itself. They also throw in great fight scenes that keep you away from boredom every second. The acting portrays the hard to live through emotions better than many movies I've seen. The screenplay is one of the most effective ever created.
My only beef with this movie is affection between Maximus and Lucilla. It is pointless, unneeded, and takes away from the more important parts of the story.
This movie is possibly the best action film ever and is a must-have. To this movie, "all else is dust and air."

The Bourne Trilogy

Reviewed by: Zack

Trilogy Rating: 9.5

Bourne Identity(2

002): 8.9

Bourne Supremacy (2004): 7.2

Bourne Ultimatum (2007): 8.1

Robert Ludlum's series put Tom Clancy out of business for a while when his stories hit the shelves. The movies were anticipated by fans and they flipped from pure excitement when Matt Damon was going to play the infamous Jason Bourne.

The story is the powerhouse that made the movies so renowned and adored. Flashbacks and memory loss make it a confusing and intriguing t

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ale of action, drama, and suspense. Jason Bourne is the perfect action hero and Matt Damon is the perfect Jason Bourne. The mystery continues through all three movies revealing only a little at a time throughout all three.

The beginning of the trilogy is the kick-start to the mystery that winds its way through the trilogy. Jason knows almost nothing and his journey to find himself is greatest in this installment.

The ending is so filled with goosebumps that you can barely blink. He is so close to finding his goal that the suspense will knock you over. It doesn't have the mystery of the first film but the readiness to find answers will nearly kill you all the way through.

The middle loses a little of its touch in where it doesn't attain as much of an unknowing felling as the first and not as much suspense to know the answers as the last. However the film is still cool and will need to be seen anyway.

The films all contain action, mystery, suspense, and, as Bourne is known for, cool car chases(yes in every one). The trilogy is worth owning as it is the defining movie for all action trilogys and I know that the beautifully woven tale of Jason Bourne will never die.

Friday, July 23, 2010

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is the most classic western flick ever made. Clint Eastwood stars in this "spaghetti western" and makes his mark on history again.
The movie is full of twists and the plot is so simple but the movie itself is still so interesting. The three main players in the story are always teaming up and double crossing each other till you can't trust anyone with anything and you never know what's going to happen next. The end scene drags out for such a long time but is the most intense and intriguing scene in the entire movie.
The only big letdown is the incredible length of the film due to some parts that seem to just not be needed. Also the language difference (all the characters except the good, bad, and ugly speak in Italian and are dubbed over in English) makes the lip to voice unsynchronized and very annoying.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is a classic western tale and most likely the best. The movie is suspenseful, even for the length, and is a good watch over, and over, and over again. Compared to other westerns, this is the one with the gun, and they are the ones who dig.

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 6.7
The Matrix was such a hit and left a hanging ending so, why not make a sequel? Well all I can say is, there have been worse.
The Matrix Reloaded is cool. That's about it. The story is lacking in some areas but cool in others. Its a real drift from the first film. The sequel is more focused on how awesome Neo is and the extreme strangeness and coolness of Mr.Smith.
To sum up, this movie really could have been done away with but its still cool and dives deeper into the matrix's universe.

Toy Story 3 (2010)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 7.5
First thing I thought when I saw this movie's teaser trailer was, "Oh NO! Not another." But let me tell you right now, this movie was the most pleasant surprise I've ever gotten.
Toy Story one blew us away with an amazing story and funny quips and lines told by unforgettable characters. Well those characters are back and they are funny as ever. The laughs and drama continues in the third installment to an already classic series. The darker scenes of the first film continue again in this one. But the most rewarding scene of the film is the absolutely heartwarming ending that will make most cry and others leave the theater with a big grin on their face.
The story doesn't completely live up to the first one and some of the new characters are just there to be extra characters.
The story, although not as awesome as the first, finds its merit in the ending to an amazing trilogy that will live down in movie history with characters that will always be quoted and remembered for infinity and beyond.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Matrix (1999)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 8.7
The Matrix was the next big thing in sci-fi movies. Its hardcore action and awesome effects were anticipated worldwide. But is that enough to make an epic and time changing movie?
You bet it is. The Matrix changed history because it was such an amazing concept and yet the storyline and characters were powerful and effective. Every character is wonderfully developed. The concept of our world being a computer is so original that nobody could call this movie cliche. The awesome slow motion scenes make the action anything but choppy.
Agent Smith, Morpheus, Cypher and of course, Neo, will go down in history for being a part of this new and inventive world. The slow motion scene is still referred to today. None can deny that this movie made an impact, not only for being cool, but for being such an interesting story.
However, the love between Neo and Trinity is very sudden and unbelievable.
Aside from that and some minor stupidities, The Matrix is cool, interesting, cool, an awesome concept, cool, and revolutionized sci-fi forever. Did I mention cool?

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Up (2009)


Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 7.8
Ah, Disney, you've done it again. Ever since Finding Nemo expectations for this company have been high. However, Up came through with an amazing, and of course, creative story that once again blew the minds of critics and viewers alike.
The movie has a touching and character building beginning, a creative and funny middle, and another heartwarming ending. The characters are beautifully developed and created. They are once again characters that you will come to love.
The movie does have its downs as well as ups (pun intended). The villain, and how is he is portrayed, is not as powerful as that of the main characters' presence and he has a cliche feel about him (His dogs however are some of the very abundant comic relief). Disney villains usually have a very original feel about them, and that brought the rating down quite drastically.
Aside from some other very minor problems, the movie in itself is a powerful tale of looking past the past and "up" to a bright new sky. If Disney Pixar will ever be challenged by any other animated movie company, watch and laugh as this movie blows them "sky high."

Donnie Darko (2001)



Reviewed by: Zack
Rating: 9
Donnie Darko was not advertised and almost never made it to theaters but it became a cult classic from the very beginning.
Donnie Darko, in the words of a critic, "will knock you flat." The reasons for this movie's success lie behind its very unusual, disturbing, and indescribable theme of time travel and divine intervention. The first time you watch this movie you will be stunned and instantly say, "... WHAT?!" However, after diving deeper into its plot and twists, you will discover its true potential as one of the 2000's best films.
Donnie's journey through these 28 days (when the world will end) is filled with fear and tough questions that everyone faces such as predestination and the existence of God. Donnie lives with having to make a decision that terrorizes his very way of life and Frank (a hallucination[maybe?]) seems to be only an instigator of this fear. Donnie's life becomes more and more complicated and it seems as if death might be his only escape, creating a suspenseful and impacting story.
The film's only major drawback is how many beautiful scenes are left out of the theatrical version that would have made the film absolutely perfect. Also some scenes could have been done without making this the only (easily fixed) contrast.
The film's dark and strange overtones, along with the seemingly impossible journey of Donnie, all summed up with the character of Frank engraved in movie history, makes this film a defining movie that will be forever etched into movie history.

Reviewed by: Oliver
Rating: 9
I have nothing to to Zack's review except two plain simlple words. WATCH IT! Unless of course your depressed, ADHD, drunk/high, are planning on watching Brazil or Space Odyssey 2001 right after this, have to much time on your hands to spare thinking about it for days, only watch movies for cool action, going through a break up, or pregnant (just kidding!), or value your sleep, because this film will keep you up for nights thinking. other than in these cases watch this movie!